Taken completely and utterly out of context for liberals and druggos to chuckle at. You enjoy now- ya'ear?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Concerning souls.
“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body… Oh, no wait, that was C.S. Lewis. So um, nevermind. Souls keep God from smiting you.”
On Nutella.
“Oh my god, do you have some?”
On rumors that doing Dancing With the Stars makes her a hypocrite.
“Levi should just, like, keep his mouth shut about things he knows nothing about. Hypocrites live in the zoo. I mean, did you see how much weight I lost dancing? I’m no hypocrite.” (laughs)
Concerning China.
“they need to get their act together… like I did.”
Pepsi or Coke?
“Just say no to drugs.”
Concerning the economic recession.
“Alaska will be fine. We’re made of snow.”
On the Rubik’s Cube.
“There should be less colors.”
On M. Night Shyamalan’s Last Airbender movie.
“I hope people didn’t have to pay money…”
To Democrats if Republicans were covered in Nutella
“You guys would embrace us and our core values fast…”
On Sarah at the G.O.P. Convention
“… [like] KD Lang at an Indigo Girls’ concert.”
